Marshall's Santa Cruz 12/16/11
"He was like
'Did you take the whole couch apart and light just the wood?'
and I'm like
'Yeah, we stripped everything off and put the foam and the, like, pleather, in a different area. Took out the nails with our super-cool reverse nail gun and like fifty hours later, after calling whoever and making sure it was a "burn" day, we wet the ground around it and conducted a controlled burn, bro.'
Yeah Riiiight. We fucking doused the whole thing with gasoline and torched it!"
"He was like
'Did you take the whole couch apart and light just the wood?'
and I'm like
'Yeah, we stripped everything off and put the foam and the, like, pleather, in a different area. Took out the nails with our super-cool reverse nail gun and like fifty hours later, after calling whoever and making sure it was a "burn" day, we wet the ground around it and conducted a controlled burn, bro.'
Yeah Riiiight. We fucking doused the whole thing with gasoline and torched it!"
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